waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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