And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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