Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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