gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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