i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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