I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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