She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i believe in u and ur pee
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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