its not stalking. its research.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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