seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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