I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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