My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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