I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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