Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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