Just mADE A PArabola og urine
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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