But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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