We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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