Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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