I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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