i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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