these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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