i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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