so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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