she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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