Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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