Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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