The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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