he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
