I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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