Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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