I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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