McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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