nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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