I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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