So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
there is puke in my bra ... again
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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