gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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