what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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