:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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