And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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