So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
what is it with giant penises always finding me
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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