This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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