He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Enjoy the penises
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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