Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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