I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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