dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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