Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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