She announced her abortion via fbk
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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