I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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