what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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