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say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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