I showed him my bush... on skype.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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