She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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