And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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