thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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