just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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